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Giant Fungi Attack Small New England Town

Giant Fungi Attack Small New England Town - August 2009

STURBRIDGE, MA:  The quaint town of Sturbridge, MA, is under siege by mysterious, enormous fungi.  Numerous residents have reported that their lawns and gardens are little more than havens for toadstools and never before seen varieties of mushrooms.  A summer of heavy rains and overcast skies has taken its toll on this usually drought-ridden area.

"I came home from vacation, and I had to chop down the mushrooms before I could cut the lawn," one victim proclaimed.  "The mushrooms were as big as pancakes."

Sturbridge Fungi

"Usually, by this time of the year our lawns have gone into dormancy from lack of rain," stated another home owner.  "But this year even the folks with sprinkler systems have been able to turn them off and just rely on the rains."

But not all residents are taking the appearance of the fungi in stride.  "Some of these growths are downright creepy," added one gardener.  "I have to wonder if they weren't placed here by aliens or grew from some sort of oceanic upsurge."

Odd fungus Sturbridge

While some residents are methodically removing the fungi using manual methods, others have raided the shelves of local nurseries for bottles of anti-fungal solution.  Such sprays do appear to have some effect on preventing further growth.

Tree fungus Sturbridge

While no unusual beings have come forward to claim credit for the fungi, residents are forewarned to use caution in dealing with the newly-appeared growths.  They may be poisonous or cause undesirable skin reactions.

"If I knew whether they were edibile, I might saute them with my steak," one fellow was heard to say.  "But I really can't identify these, so I'll just have to stay on top of them with my weed wacker."


Story written by Kathryn Acciari.  While the photographs are of true fungi, the story and quotes are entirely fictitious.  No fungus was harmed in the making of this story.


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Comment balloon 2 commentsKathryn Acciari • August 08 2009 02:19PM


Chopping em down before mowing.

I just mow the suckers under.  Makes little pieces of them.

Mother nature at work!

Posted by Erby Crofutt, The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY (B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com)) about 11 years ago

That's the easy way, Erby!

Posted by Kathryn Acciari, Brand Ambassador and Business Coach (Century 21 Real Estate) about 11 years ago